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A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop.

He reacts by stumbling to the front of the bus.

Still the drunk man is fumbling in his pocket for change. The bus jerks forward once again, and the drunk stumbles uncontrollably to the back of the bus once again. Next stop, the same thing happens.

In fact, every time the bus stops, the man would stagger to the front. Every time the bus starts, he staggers uncontrollably to the back.

A few stops later, the drunk starts to exit the bus from the front.

"Hey," shouts the bus driver.... "You didn't pay your fare yet!"

The drunk, still reeling, shouts back,

"Why should I?!. . . I walked all the way!"

World's Highest "Open Air" Escalator


The Umeda Sky Building is the seventh-tallest building in Osaka City, Japan, and one of the city's most recognizable landmarks. It consists of two 40-story towers that connect at their two uppermost stories, with bridges and an escalator crossing the wide atrium-like space in the center. The escalator ride is an event in itself as it feels like you are floating up into the sky. They lead to the observation area of the twin towers.

Located in the Umeda district of Kita-ku, the building was originally conceived in 1988 as the "City of Air" project, which planned to create four interconnected towers in northern Osaka. Eventually, practical considerations brought the number of towers down to two.

World's Highest "Open Air" Escalator


The Umeda Sky Building is the seventh-tallest building in Osaka City, Japan, and one of the city's most recognizable landmarks. It consists of two 40-story towers that connect at their two uppermost stories, with bridges and an escalator crossing the wide atrium-like space in the center. The escalator ride is an event in itself as it feels like you are floating up into the sky. They lead to the observation area of the twin towers.

Located in the Umeda district of Kita-ku, the building was originally conceived in 1988 as the "City of Air" project, which planned to create four interconnected towers in northern Osaka. Eventually, practical considerations brought the number of towers down to two.

CASE 1


Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you

wish you had ordered that.



CASE 2


At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,

Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other

replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."



CASE 3


Before a man is married, he is incomplete. When he is married,

he is finished.



CASE 4


Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's

degree and the woman gets her master's status.



CASE 5


A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to

get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."



CASE 6


Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man

doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."



CASE 7


Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."



CASE 8


A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes



CASE 9


When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

affair ?



CASE 10


Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.



Case11


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a

fool when I married you." And the husband replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."



CASE 12


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted".The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing

"You can have mine."