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We're nearly 10 years into the new millennium, and the stark reality facing science fiction fans is that we STILL don't have an affordable jetpack. Promising technologies like this ion-propelled, remotely-powered unit seem to pop up from time to time, but nothing materializes on the market.

The guys at JetPack International have built a beauty of a machine that does exactly what you'd hope - but at USD$200,000 it's still way out of reach for most people. This one might not be, though. It's propelled by super-fast jets of water pumped up through a tube that connects the jetpack to an engine that sits under the surface of a body of water.

By tethering the flyer to the ground, this device is able to vastly reduce the weight of the flying apparatus by leaving all the heavy fuel and engine components behind, and since you're flying around above the surface of the water, you've got a much softer landing if you fall. Most importantly, the device looks like exactly as much fun as you'd hope, and because there's nothing too complicated to it, we can't see it costing much more than a jet-ski if it goes into production. Excellent!

Practice makes perfect... ..
But nobody's perfect... ... so why practice?

Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops. >
On my desk, I have a work station... . what more can I say... ... ... .

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result !

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn

Life before computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!


Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!


Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!


Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!

Life Was Good Back Then!

The incredible Antonov AN-225 is the worlds largest jet with a wing span of 291 feet. The six engines develope 309,600 lbs of thrust, which give it a maximum takeoff weight of 1,411,000 pounds!

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating... then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

Crocodiles are fearsome creatures, and they deserve your respect, if not, you'll become a light
snack for them. So it doesn't take long before bikers decide to customize their motorcycles into crocodiles..

This video is dedicated to the best employee at Sea World, Orlando.

Young dolphins creating underwater bubbles with their blowholes. Then they manipulate and play with the bubbles using their nose: They’re spinning them, making them smaller and larger, swimming through them and popping them.

This is a phenomenon that has intrigued scientists watching dolphins in the wild and now is fascinating millions of guests at SeaWorld Orlando.

Beautiful and creative animals and much worthy of all the respect that they can get.