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This is really cruel……Pleas stop it……

In this moving video, Heather Mills McCartney exposes the cruelties of the fur trade in china it is really shocking and horrible that any one can do such a cruel heartless deeds against animals please do spread it to all people u know so that we can stop this

Mio has launched their connected GPS that they have been talking about since earlier this year. The new unit will feature connectivity through Qualcomm, and offer 2.75G – 3G speeds; not bad for a little GPS.

The Mio Moov 380 will be SIM card based, which seems like a logical way to go. The TomTom HD connected devices are moving this way too. No news on subscription prices on the connected Mio Moov, but I would hope that coming from Mio it would be a reasonable price.

If it comes later this year, it would join the Dash Express, the once delayed Magellan 5340+GPRS, and maybe if we are lucky the TomTom HD on this side of the pond. The Half Navigator, Half phone – Nuvifone should also be out by the holiday season.

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Fred meets a girl named Bertha outside the community bar. Bertha seems really nice, but is she really?

Pic By L. Marie

Operator : ” Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..”

Customer : ” Hello, can I order..”

Operator : ” Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?”

Customer : ” It’s eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610″

Operator : ” Ok.. you’re … Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942X66, your office 7X452302 and your mobile 014-2XX2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”

Customer : ” Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?”

Operator : “We are connected to the system, Sir”

Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza..”

Operator : ” That’s not a good idea Sir.”

Customer : “How come?”

Operator : ” ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!”

Customer : ” What?,.. What do you recommend then?”

Operator : ” Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”

Customer : ” How do you know for sure?”

Operator : ” You borrowed a book entitled ‘Popular Hokien Dishes’ from the National Library last week Sir.”

Customer : ” Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?”

Operator : ” That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99″

Customer : ” CAn I pay by credit card?”

Operator: ” I’mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you’re owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan.”

Customer : ” I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives”

Operator : ” You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.”

Customer : ” Nevermind ust send the pizza, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”

Operator : ” About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle..”

Customer : ” What ”

Operator : ” According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ

Customer : ” $%#@^^%^#”

Operator : ” Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?”

Customer : [Speechless]

Operator : ” Is there anything else Sir?”

Customer : ” Nothing.. by the way.. aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?”

Operator : ” We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic… ”

^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*… ..

There was a couple married for 50 years and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him “honey i never knew that after 50 years you would still love me the same way you did 50 years ago”.

The husband looks at the wife and asks her “honey, do you remember 50 years ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked?”

And the wife says yes, the man replies do you remember what your father told me that day?

She replies no.

The husband replies he told me that if I don’t marry you he would have me locked up in prision for 50 years.

The wife looks at the husband and says “and?”

So the husband replies “O boy, I could of been a free man by now”

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Get Smart / Dustin Rowles

I loathe reviewing movies like Get Smart because they give me so little to work with. It is not a movie that warrants our scathingness, but neither is it a film that should be lauded as the cinematic equivalent of the smell of a baby’s neck. It is amazingly unexceptional, but remarkably diverting. It’s a pretty bad action pic, but a pretty good comedy, making it a decent action-comedy. It has an atrocious script, but an exceptional cast. Indeed, it is to movies what Phoenix or Denver is to cities: A place you don’t mind being, but not exactly a city on your summer vacation calendar. Or what The Fray is to music: Very listenable if it’s on, but not something you call up on the ole’ iPod.

It is what Raisinets are to candy, what Burger King is to fast food, what Olive Garden is to chain restaurants, what the seventh season of “Scrubs,” is to television, what the Minnesota Twins are to baseball, what the Camry is to automobiles, what tomatoes are to a ham sandwich or a dollop of sour cream is to a nice burrito: You can give or take it, whichever. Ain’t nothing nobody is going to feel passionately about one way or another, but neither is Get Smart a movie you can get too down on. It is the missionary position with an old friend on a break between girlfriends: It kills the time. For everything good about it, there’s something just as bad. Read the rest of this entry »